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Daniel Bryan and the Wyatt Family? That Would Never Work!

             First let me say the presence of the Wyatt Family is the best most awesome, scary, cool, creepy,exciting, eerie existence since the Undertaker entered in the early 1990s. Yes, the WWE has
tried to replicate the mysterious, spine-chilling, phenomena of the Undertaker, but to no avail (we will save that chat for a later date). But as an avid Undertaker fan I must say the Wyatt family’s mysteriousness is well-delivered, their backwoods background is believable, and their characters are interesting, multi-layered and downright scary. I actually want to know how Harper and Rowan got with Bray Wyatt, I think they could have their own “Scary Movie”; I’m pretty sure. Bray Wyatt makes this stable a scene from your favorite horror movie every time he appears in that damned rocking chair.  So, despite Daniel Bryan Rasputin-like beard, here’s why he could never truly be a part of the Wyatt family.  

            Firstly, the WWE has worked too hard making Daniel Bryan a face in the WWE. Bryan joining the Wyatt family would undo all of the WWE’s hard work. If Bryan became a legitimate member of the Wyatt Family, what would he do after that? Could his career survive him being at the mercy of a mid-card wrestler like Bray Wyatt? Granted when Edge and Christian were low-mid card wrestlers they joined the Ministry of Darkness under the Undertaker and later catapulted their careers; but Daniel Bryan has already headlined WWE Pay-Per-View events and already has made a name for himself in the company. The bottom line is…how does the joining the Wyatt Family benefit Daniel Bryan’s career? Better yet, how does Daniel Bryan joining the Wyatt family benefit the WWE, at all??  If Daniel Bryan was the leader of his own stable it would be a different story but for fans to see Bryan bow down to someone who has less of a career than him doesn’t seem too promising for Bryan or the WWE.
            Next, Daniel joining and assimilating with the Wyatt’s confuses our picture of the Wyatt Family. We know too much about Daniel Bryan, that he’s a vegan, he’s engaged Brie Bella, that he was trained by Shawn Michaels, and that he “hugged it out” with Kane. None of this equates to the backwoods cult of the Wyatt Family or the Sheep Mask that Erick Rowan wears. Plus, I’m pretty sure that the Wyatt’s eat all sorts of meat-- cow, pig, cat, dog, people… (I’m Just Saying). Daniel being a member of the Wyatt Family demystifies and desensitizes us of the Wyatt clan. Besides, when the Undertaker debuted, he didn’t join the Ultimate Warrior and become a tag team duet, rather, he feuded with the Warrior in what became one of the epic battles that defined the Undertaker’s career.
            Lastly, Daniel Bryan joining the Wyatt Family leaves no hope for the WWE Universe. If the Wyatt Family could swallow Daniel Bryan whole and convert him to their clan who would be next and who would stop them? Wouldn’t that leave the Wyatt family to run rapid throughout the WWE? All of the current faces: John Cena, CM Punk, etc. are all entangled in their own storylines. Daniel Bryan as a member of the Wyatt’s leaves them without an enemy and it leaves the WWE Universe with no hope that good will overcome evil.
            Now that Daniel Bryan has turned on the Wyatt’s I am even more anxious to see this feud unfold. What will happen next? Daniel said he wanted to expose the weakness of the Wyatt Family and that he did. But on a serious note…will he now shave his beard? No seriously, it’s getting hard for me to look at him and not wonder if there’s food buried in that thing! Anyway, will Bryan destroy the Wyatt Family singlehandedly? I think he might, which I think will prove to be a brilliant decision that will make Daniel one of the most important superstars of this current era. This feud makes the anticipation for the Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View stronger as we all want to see who will reign supreme when Bryan takes on the matriarch of the Wyatt Family, Bray Wyatt.

Till I write Again…

Pretty Britt Signing Off

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