Hey All! I know it’s been a while but here are my: Thoughts After SmackDown

I must say that I am very excited Jack Swagger had a face turn; he really was a hated heel. I mean really…who wants to hate someone as patriotic as Swagger? It made me feel so…un-American. His feud with Rusev is actually quite interesting. I just wish Zeb Colter practiced his microphone technique. Most managers’ microphone skills are some of the best around; hence this is how they got the job as the talker. So please Colter, practice on the mic. Not to diss Colter because I actually do like him, I just want him to practice before they cut his mic time.  If not for me, do it for your country?? #imjustsaying I am actually very excited for the flag match between Swagger and Rusev, hopefully Swagger wins to completely revitalize his character.  

Randy Orton and Roman Reigns feud is very fresh, new and exciting. Although it is odd that Orton will not be wrestling for the title at SummerSlam it is cool that Roman Reigns is moving into the spotlight and planting his flag as a top singles competitor.  Randy Orton actually challenged Roman Reigns how rogue, how bold, and how new of Orton. Lately Orton has had everything handed to him by the authority, but since things didn’t go his way he has become a more respectable competitor. Rather than an annoying, whining baby…hey did I mention hearing a grown man whining makes my ears bleed? Not to be biased but, #imjustsaying.  

Anyway, I am SUPER excited R Truth beat Bo Dallas on Raw this past Monday; it was awesome. Since his win on SmackDown was by disqualification it was okay…but as an R Truth fan it is greatly appreciated. Truth had been on a losing streak so to beat Bo Dallas…well that is monumental, especially since Dallas was undefeated. I do see Bo Dallas’ character is a mockery of inspirational speakers, books and programs. His character is a hilarious exaggeration of our favorite inspirationalists. I think it is even more hilarious that he really isn’t a crowd pleaser and he really isn’t positive rather he is a heel who thinks he is a leader of men. Which actually is a genius critique of inspirational speakers who have issues and superiority complexes coupled with poor social behavior.

AJ LEE IS BACK AJ LEE IS BACK. Okay yes I know I know I have critiqued her in the past, but never again. After seeing what the WWE Divas division was like while she was gone…thank God she is back. I was tired of seeing my fellow Los Angeles native Cameron look well…bad in the ring. Sorry Cameron but really practice more…eh? But back to AJ her feud with Paige: Awesome. Seriously I am not a fan of Paige but her work with AJ is great. I actually enjoy this Divas matchup…those two ladies are exciting, fresh and something we haven’t seen lately. We mustn’t lie the diva’s division hasn’t been the best, but my how in the division is restoring. Both are also great on the microphone. They truly have a great dynamic; do I smell a Trish and Lita spin-off?? Besties who are frenemies? Hmmm. AJ beat poor Rosa Mendes in record time on Friday…in case you missed it; it was after Bo Dallas and R Truth match. I say poor Rosa because is that how you want to announce you being on the next season of Total Divas? NO, I didn’t think so. Oh Paige how no one likes you, you being AJ’s “best friend” makes you more mentally unstable then AJ. Notice I didn’t say crazy….AJ is not going to come after me for calling her crazy, LMAO . 

Dean Ambrose…sigh, I just love Dean Ambrose. He was my second favorite member of The Shield after Reigns…I never liked Seth Rollins, I will not lie. Why does Seth Rollins music sound like the generic wrestler music on create a story mode of WWE 2K14. Smh not a good look Seth not a good look at all. Ambrose has been putting on some amazing in-ring performances; he really is showing he is a tough competitor with or without The Shield. This past Friday, he took out Kane and left Seth Rollins running. GO DEAN GO DEAN GO DEAN!!!!!

Okay this Goldust and Stardust thing is just well…different. Are they going to wrestle or not? I must not lie their promo is one of the funniest things I’ve seen I look forward to seeing them and from the crowds reaction so do they. I am sure they bot are having fun…getting paid to have fun with their brother. Pretty cool, I respect it. It’s also cool to see that Cody, excuse me Stardust, can out weird his brother Goldust.

So…the Miz wore red jeans on SmackDown?? No Comment.

Okay Chris Jericho and the Wyatt Family. I’m sorry did the Bray Wyatt forget he already lost to John Cena or nah? I mean seriously, Dear Wyatt’s: y’all lost before, don’t play Jericho like you are unstoppable. But I am glad to see Jericho back; it is always seeing a ring technician with good promo skills on your television set. Back to Bray Wyatt’s SmackDown promo: Who the hell is she? What was Bray Wyatt talking about? OMG they’re just always looking and sounding crazy everyday. Especially Eric Rowan with that mask over his face…seriously WTH is that.  So glad he won't be at the ring looking weird at SummerSlam…Bray Wyatt is enough.

Lastly, OMG OMG OMG I am so excited that the real Stephanie is back. How I love her. Haha Brie is going to be her bitch hahaha go Steph go Steph. She fooled me, at first I felt bad for her. Like awe man Steph going to get beat up. But traditional Steph showed up and well showed out. Team Stephanie!